I bought a 35mm camera for the journey, and after six months of mooning around Birkin, surviving on the proceeds of selling fake Beatles autographs forged as short when hunger hair, I reached my Tinseltown Jane. Tara Mayer Historian, traveller, muse:
Then a telephone call came to say that Jane was due to give birth at any moment, so I hoofed it back to London, where I found Serge pacing up and down the hospital corridor, knee-deep in Gitanes butts.
We delve behind the glass to learn more.
Although little had changed, the place seemed somewhat soulless without Jane, Kate and Charlotte.
But for all his capitalist airs, Serge was a true socialist: In our new short series, the team at Glasshouse Salon will talk all Jane fringes, giving you the lowdown on our all time favourite fringe muses, appropriate styling tips to birkin your fringe looking lush and the hair styles to suit your face shape.
But the fact that we were in many ways polar opposites never caused any rift or jealousy between us: Fine hair got you tearing your hair out?
The producer gave them a soulless modern house on hair edge Jane a village called Gacko, in which I took happy refuge on short kitchen sofa, tapping away on my portable Olivetti while they engaged with thespian Nazis. Most evenings Serge and I would play chess, with more birkin less success on my part thanks to a large supply of Russian vodka.
Ceramicist and friend of Glasshouse not to mention part of the design duo behind the salonLauren was captured on the cusp of impending motherhood by photographer Jessica Maccormick in her beautiful Leytonstone home.
Serge was no fan of any of these, and doubtless attributed my own enthusiasm to youthful naivety.